Friday 23 August 2013

Dealing With Adulthood (Sort Of), Master Completion, New Job and Games.

Hey ho! Yeah... Been a long time already, huh? Hmmm... Well, I haven't done anything new in this blog, except for typing this one post that I hope to God will be short. So, my so-called life after what, a year after updating this blog will be revealed (just scroll down, ain't that hard or that surprising to reveal).

Okay, first thing first. I finished my Master of Environment in June, waiting for my convocation in October. In March, I got this cool job that totally relates with my degree, Environmental Control Officer and currently working in Putrajaya. There, takin' baby steps here.

Now, between the psychedelic past of my dark yet funny posts excluding my oh-so creative poems in here, I finished a project paper titled AWARENESS OF BEHAVIOURS THAT CAUSE AND ALLEVIATE GLOBAL WARMING AND INTENTION TO PERFORM THE BEHAVIOURS AMONG MALAYSIAN EDUCATED LAYPEOPLE. Yeah, I'm very lazy in typing it back so Thank You Copy/Paste. To tell you the truth, I really enjoyed doing my project. Kinda different during my degree days but oddly satisfying. Like there's some justice in my work that made me passionate about it. And what's crazy is that my supervisor wanted me to present in this conference in November, in front of these smart, genius people that I think will pass judgement on me like a hooker at the end of the street. Sorry, that's how I feel when people criticize me, I feel offended even if it is a compliment.

Still getting used to typing back. This is supposed to be like a practice writing, but I type, instead of writing. If I write then I need a book and a pen. Yeah, awkward, senseless sentences there. A new job, comes a crap-load of responsibilities I should know that will be dumped on me like a bird taking a dump in mid-air and landing on your precious car. Somehow you wish you had a rifle and shoot those pesky birds, huh? Now, I pay stuff by myself, instead of getting monthly allowances now. For Muslims, I paid my Zakat Fitrah for the first time, that was a big deal for me. I pay for my car, gas and now I treat myself and buy something nice for my mom for a change. I also treat people randomly because I really dunno what to do and they always give me that look when I treat them suddenly. Hey, maybe I'm TOO NICE. I'm like that. I wake up and feel like treating this person to lunch, I will do it and WILL NOT take NO for an answer. I'll force you if you refuse. But sometimes, I feel greedy and just be silent and not talk to anyone.

Hey, did I say that I'm a gamer? No? Yeah, cuz now, I can pay for my own games! Yeah, yeah, "Mommy paid for your games before?" I get that a lot of times so now I can proudly pay to play and buy stuff in PlayStation Network! My lifelong gaming dream is to finish playing Mass Effect 1,2,and 3 (Including those over-priced DLCs Bioware and EA forced me to buy to "enhance my gaming experience of Mass Effect). I did! Played as a Male Sentinel. Sentinel is cool! Next playthrough maybe I'll become an Infiltrator. I like Tactical Cloak. Have you played The Last of Us and Bioshock Infinite? BEST.GAMES.EVER!! So now, next games I will SURELY buy are:

1) Saints Row IV (You don't need cars when you have supapowa!)
2) Grand Theft Auto V (R.I.P Social Life, 16 September 2013)
3) Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag (AC3 was crap. AC4 is like what AC3 should've been and Connor sucks! Edward looks bad-ass!)
4) Watch Dogs (You've got to be an idiot if you don't buy this)

I know there are loads of other games, like Arkham Origins, Beyond: Two Souls, Blacklist and so and so but I don't have the time people! I have a job and you guys play games all day long and scratch your butt while doing it. I can only play during the night and weekends. Summed nicely like this:



Now, I'm in the adult (Really? I look like a damn kid and people think I'm some practical student in the Department where I'm working) stage. Not that I look like an adult and act all high and mighty, I don't feel like one, or I don't want to be one. I know, another stage of life, you have to wear the big boys pants, no more walking around wearing only boxers, singlet and slippers. THE.MOST.ANNOYING.QUESTION.OF.ALL.TIME frequently asked is: WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?

How I dread this. I really do. I always answer, "Let me confirm my post first, that will take like 3 years. After that, I will be active in the marriage mart". But for now, I have my PS3 as my loving company. Remember, JAIS can't catch you making love with your PS3 (insert creepy laugh sound bit here). Just kidding. Really, they can't. I'm serious. But if you did do it, you have some psychological problems and better consult a psychiatrist.

Okay, this is getting too long. Maybe I am getting the hang of this after like a year leaving. I changed for the better, or so they told me. 'They' as in my mom, friends and a stranger I just met for 3 hours and somehow he made an assumption that I changed after 3 hours talking to him (Creeper alert). You know this post has nothing to deliver and is personal, right? You won't find sage words of advice and how to live your life correctly. As long as you don't divide anything with zero, you'll be fine, trust me.

So, this is where I say goodbye, innit? So, thanks for reading. Hope you people enjoy and if this does not make you any cooler than before, you're just not hip and trendy like the people in the 90's. YES, I can talk NONSENSE again! Who knew in one post everything has come back. Don't expect me to type frequently. I'm busy. Go read Twilight or Mein Kampf or something. Hey... thanks again for reading. Appreciate it. Peace, and chicken grease to all of you.

P/S: Sorry for the long post. Yes, this is just a way to piss people off by saying you're sorry for a long post. I know. I'm pissed too by typing this. Why did I do it anyway? Because I CAN.