2. Do you want to have sex, or should I apologize?
3. Do you want to see something swell?
4. Do you work for the Postal Service? I could have sworn you wre checking out my package.
5.Hey baby! Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing thst pops up?
6. Hey baby! Let’s play Army- I’ll lay down and you can blow me up.
7. Hey baby! Can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
8. Hey baby? Let’s play Magic- I’ll go to your place and have sex with you, and
9. Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long-it’s time to see if I’m right.
10. How about you sit on my lap and we’ll straighten something up?
11. I lost my cat. Can you help me find him? I think he went to that cheap motel room just across the road.
12. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock.
13. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly button.
14. I want to go and jack off and I needed a name to go with your face.
15. If you were a car door, I’d slam and bang you all night long.
16. If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in-between the holidays?
17. The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to my place and spread the "word".
18. Is that a keg in your pants. Because I’d just love to tap that butt!
19. I’ve got the hot dogs and you’ve got the buns.
20. I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
21. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’m going to tell people anyway.
22. Oh my god! Your that that famous actress!! I’ve seen you a lot in that popular porno movie!!
23. Nice legs…What time do they open?
24. Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name_____?
25. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
26. Somebody farted! Let’s get outta here!
27. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!
28.You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
29. You with those curves…me with no brakes…
30. You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
31. You’ve got 206 bones in your body. Would you like to add one more?
32. Do you want to learn Newton’s Law with me on my bed?
33.
34.Woops! My hand just accidentally grazed your firm breasts.
35. Baby, You are already beautiful without doing any plastic surgery.
36. I’m Agent___, F.B.I, Female Body Inspector and I’m responsible in checking every inch of your body thoroughly with my hands.
37. I’m a man, you’re a woman, It’s natural if we have sex.
38. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll make your face red and I’ll make your vag go blue…
39. Hi, I like being dominated by woman.
40. Do you believe in sex at first sight?
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