Well, I'm just killing time right now on a rainy Tuesday filled with thunders and lightnings. I dunno what to right about, so I'll be talking about the nonsensical side of my point of view in marriage and romance. I know, we all wanna get married, right? You wanna fuck without getting caught, right? Horny bastards/ bitches... Hehehe, well, marriage is like a ride, both joining to make yourself as one energy in this world, then divide yourself in this world, meaning that you'll get children. I heard a joke that says the mathematics of sex. We add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply..(bow chicka wow wow...)... Yeah, and add some good Kama Sutra positions, you'll be fine. Just treat your wife with respect and bang her good to satisfy her. Don't be lazy in sex. I know coz I see some lazy bums who just lie there and makes the other one do all the hard work. C'mon, it's supposed to be fun. Porn is so fake about how real people have sex. Foreplay seems quite right. No one just tears off their clothes and humps like a dog in heat whenever they get the chance. Romance novels is almost accurate, except they all have really sensitive G-spots and a blowjob is so pleasuring that guys cannot handle it. I ain't kidding, but that's how they write the sex scenes. I was thrilled at first, then i just don't care, i skip the scenes and go straight to the story. I know, romance novels ain't romance novels without the sex scenes. It's just that I've read a lot, it seems redundant. If the scenes, y'know, had a threesome, orgies or hardcore gang-banging, then it will be my pleasure to read it (and pleasure myself... ngeh3...). Sadly, the stories are all about monogamous relationships where his kisses curls her toes and warms her body waiting to explode like volcano filled with wanton, unbridled lust, with lotsa tit-sucking, pussy licking, cow girl position, missionary, and seldom blowjobs. Sadly, no anal. Real people have sloppy, lazy sex which last no more than 20- 30 minutes. If it was recorded, it bore the socks off the most horniest lonely man. Young newlyweds can get their rocks off everyday if they want too. Then, comes the children, additional responsibilities makes the time to cuddle up and doggy the wife seems slim to none.Sometimes, when having sex with no energy can result in accidental sleeping while banging. You wake up on top of your wife with your soft dick still in her pussy. Embarrassing, actually. Or when you get too enthusiastic, you came before you know it. You finished way ahead of your wife before she can even feel her pleasure. After a night of energetic romps and humping and thrusting, shoving and sucking, women wants to talk to you after sex. Maybe I need to create a doll for women to talk too so I can get some sleep after tiring myself doing all the hip-swaying moves. Always save the best positions for special occasions so you won't bore her and make yourself bored from using it too much. They say to have a healthy life and relationship and to stay young, you must have a lot of sex. It's true. Well, hiring hookers is not the solution, but it also works. Just don't get caught, and save lots of money to pay them. practice makes perfect, so I have lots of sex, the sex advice anyone can get. I love consummating with girls. Even if my religion practices polygamy, they forbid threesomes or orgies with all the wives. You must have sex with them one at a time. Seems fair, coz you know they will want to prove their prowess in bed, your manhood will be the victim. I won't be surprised if i hear some poor guys dick got caught off, or bit off by jealous wives. However, I have to wait at least 10 more years before getting married. I wanna have a stable life, with a car, a house and lotsa money for the future of my family. Can't wait to get through the ten years so I can have a family of my own. My own partner in life and bed or anywhere possible to bang her. I'm gonna put a stripper pole in my bedroom, let my wife dance and strip and I'll throw money at her. Well, if she feels comfortable, then I'll throw the money. Who doesn't like that? Tell me. It's not like you're doing it in public, just for your husband. Your married, you can do whatever you like, any sick, perverted, twisted idea as long as both of you reach an agreement in doing it. If my wife brings her friend, I'd be happy to assist both of them, if it's possible, I don't think that will happen.
So, to summarize everything I typed, have lotsa sex, be imaginative, creative, innovative. Learn about her wants, like and dislikes in sex. Be aggressive, demanding and let your lust control your brain, not logic, this ain't Batlefields, just whip your dick out and put it inside her (anywhere you think is possible as long as she feels comfortable when you shove it in any possible hole).I'll just leave right now, getting bored, may be I'll do some maths and read educational books, to get some afternoon nap. Well, see ya next time, folks. Goodbye and wasalam...
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